Diary of an Ass Monkey (assmonkeydiary) wrote,
Diary of an Ass Monkey

Turkey Day

Man, I can't wait to eat some turkey. I'm the guy who orders the Thanksgiving dinner at the diner in April. I seriously loves me some piles of turkey, mashed potatoes, and stuffing, all covered with gravy. Yum, yum, yum. I'll even brave my family to get it.

So, Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Enjoy, enjoy!

When I was a kid, my mom went through a phase of using doilies to decorate tables and counters for holidays. To this day, I associate doilies with holidays, so when I saw this photo, I instantly knew it would be perfect for Thanksgiving.

Tags: stockings

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