It's much too hot and much too sticky out...
And then the butt:
I've really got to trim my beard today. I'm starting to see that guy from Iron & Wine when I look in the mirror. No disrespect intended, Mr. Beam!…
The new World of Warcraft expansion comes out today. I'm planning to pick it up during lunch.
Heh... I just got yelled at by some human resources drone for reading my samurai detective novel during an orientation seminar that we were forced to…