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21 February 2003 @ 04:41 pm
Prime Time Ass!  
and what a week for LiveJournal to be on the blink!

The old Ass Computer has been beeping and pinging and spitting out little white punchcards all week long, reporting ass sighting throughout the world!

Without Reverse reports that on "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!" the playboy model, nikki ziering...



...got bitten on the ass by some kind of bug and had to drop her hot pants so the other celebs could inspect the damage. Anyone got a screenshot?

Then, on Friends, Rachel's baby would only responds if somebody sang "Baby Got Back!" to it.



And evil Simon himself called in to report that when he told American Idol contestant Vanessa that she could stand to lose a few pounds, she shook her butt in his face to show there's nothing wrong with a big, ol' healthy ass...



Well, back to the Ass Cave for me! Have a good weekend!

oxox,
Ass Monkey

p.s. Even though, it's more about upstairs than downstairs, I'd be remiss if I didn't let you know the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is on stands now. Here's a sample of the goods...