I have to make a confession. I have a very immature reaction to the word "panties." It makes me feel all a-twitter. Then it makes me giggle at just how a-twitter it makes me. Then it makes me giggle at the word "twitter." And then I remember the panties and it starts again.

Someday, I'll show you guys that giant robot story I wrote, where I somehow managed to use the word "panties" about a dozen times in the course of a page. Until then, though.... have some panties...