Diary of an Ass Monkey (assmonkeydiary) wrote,
Diary of an Ass Monkey

Back in back (side)

So there I was literally chained to a cold stone wall for nearly a month, eating what might be charitably compared to dog food, drinking the drops of rainwater that rolled down the walls, knowing that only a foot of stone, a couple feet of earth and maybe thirty yards was seperating me from a world of freedom and holiday merrymaking. Would you like to know what kept me alive? What kept the blood pumping through my body? What gave me the willpower to hold onto life? Would you?

It was the thought of fine, fine asses like this one...

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