Diary of an Ass Monkey (assmonkeydiary) wrote,
Diary of an Ass Monkey
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The Ass Monkey is back!

Hi, gang! I can't tell you how happy I am to be here, back as I am from an exclusive detainment in Declan's basement for the past month. I see he's made some changes to the place... I kind of like the purple. But I'm craving the old background... and the name is definitely getting changed back.

All my love to my fans. And now, let's see that butt...

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