Diary of an Ass Monkey (assmonkeydiary) wrote,
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food bookie

Here's a handy guide for all of you interested in placing bets on what I'm going to have for lunch on any given workday:

24% a couple tacos from Honest Tom's
21% curried chick peas and kulcha
14% salt and pepper squid (but only on Fridays)
11% an order of hot & honey wings (chances increase with rain or grumpiness)
9% a burger with bacon and blue cheese (chances increase with rain or grumpiness)
8% an Italian hoagie
8% salad with falafel and hummous
5% something unexpected (like pizza, Taco Bell, falafel sandwich, or Indian buffet)

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