Diary of an Ass Monkey (assmonkeydiary) wrote,
Diary of an Ass Monkey
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an ass monkey is born!

ok, so you're hopping through the jungle or the zoo (or the planet of the apes, whatever) and you see some monkeys and you say to yourself, "Damn! I mean to find myself the most ass-lovingest monkey around!" and then boom, before you're even done thinking them thoughts, I've already got my groovy monkey binoculars all over that juicy piece of ass you're packing, baby! boys, girls, non-primates, it's all good baby. let me tell you sometime, about this squid I liberated....
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