K. says that when I rap, I sound like Jonathan Richman, which I suspect is a dis of my skills and must be avenged by either a drive-by or publishing photos of her in her standard going-outside gear (i.e. big sunglasses and a knit hat) that makes her look like Hancock.

In other news, I'm getting a tax refund for the first time in my life this year. $100, baby! Couldn't happen to a nicer guy....