Diary of an Ass Monkey (assmonkeydiary) wrote,
Diary of an Ass Monkey
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why do people talk to me in bathrooms?

So, I'm in the public restroom in the office building where I work yesterday and I'm washing my hands when I notice that my beard is getting really long and sticking out at crazy angles. So, I'm just sort of lazily staring it and trying to decide if I care enough to smooth it down and make myself look less like a crazy person before I go back to work. And I guess I spaced out for a bit too long, because all of a sudden, this guy yells at me from one of the stalls, "Oh, you ain't that pretty!"

So funny. It wasn't until after I got back to my desk that I realized I should have yelled back something like, "Oh, yes, I am!"

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