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13 February 2009 @ 08:19 am
why do people talk to me in bathrooms?  
So, I'm in the public restroom in the office building where I work yesterday and I'm washing my hands when I notice that my beard is getting really long and sticking out at crazy angles. So, I'm just sort of lazily staring it and trying to decide if I care enough to smooth it down and make myself look less like a crazy person before I go back to work. And I guess I spaced out for a bit too long, because all of a sudden, this guy yells at me from one of the stalls, "Oh, you ain't that pretty!"

So funny. It wasn't until after I got back to my desk that I realized I should have yelled back something like, "Oh, yes, I am!"

Professor Mortis: Mortisprofessormortis on February 13th, 2009 02:38 pm (UTC)
Mmm...deliciously abundant...
Another one of the birdsacardart on February 13th, 2009 02:44 pm (UTC)
that ass and boobs....
...are fakety fake fake!

ps, post pictures of the beard so we can vote on your prettiness factor :)
Pallaspallasathene8 on February 13th, 2009 04:42 pm (UTC)
I second that. The people demand crazy beard.

Oh, yes, and holy crap that is a big ass.
Diary of an Ass Monkey: amd: fishingassmonkeydiary on February 13th, 2009 10:35 pm (UTC)
I'm not even sure I could recreate how crazy it looked that day. There was a lot of static electricity in the air!
Pallaspallasathene8 on February 14th, 2009 12:03 am (UTC)
Well, try, man, try!
Diary of an Ass Monkeyassmonkeydiary on February 13th, 2009 10:33 pm (UTC)
Re: that ass and boobs....
Heh... I don't think I'm glutton enough for that kind of punishment!
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Diary of an Ass Monkeyassmonkeydiary on February 13th, 2009 10:30 pm (UTC)
I'm so stealing that word...
traballenguastraballenguas on February 13th, 2009 05:09 pm (UTC)
Thanks so much for posting this pic. I am going to have nightmares all weekend now.

And create a poll! I will vote for "Am that pretty!" (even though the only thing I know about how you look is that you have a beard...). One of the great things about a blog is generating easy avenues to self-affirmation.
Diary of an Ass Monkey: amd: ballerina escapeassmonkeydiary on February 13th, 2009 10:29 pm (UTC)
Ha! Thanks, buddy.
captian_whamo on February 13th, 2009 08:10 pm (UTC)
thats hilarious. he yelled at you while pooping?! maybe he was lonely
Diary of an Ass Monkey: amd: angel and the ape looking backassmonkeydiary on February 13th, 2009 10:28 pm (UTC)
Well, I can't say for sure, but he was definitely in position. I think he must have been in there long enough to get very bored.
captian_whamo on February 13th, 2009 11:27 pm (UTC)
I get bored on the crapper too. theirs a series of pictures i took with cell fone and texted as a result of that boredom. though it usually doesnt breed contempt. maybe he needed a coloring book.