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26 January 2009 @ 11:54 am
Best of 2008: Round One, Match Three  
Well, San Francisco's been fun so far (I'll write up a full report soon), but today it will likely take a nosedive as it's the first full day of nothing but sitting in the convention center. Still, I've brought the laptop along on the trip and have been working on the novel positively everywhere. On planes, at meetings, in restraurants and bars. Being away from my usual distractions definitely helps me focus.

But you didn't come here for that! You're here to vote!



Poll #1337800 Best of 2008: Round One, Match Three
This poll is closed.
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All. Participants: 75

Which is your favorite?

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A: March 11th
7(9.3%)
B: May 15th
27(36.0%)
C: November 27th
36(48.0%)
D: December 23rd
5(6.7%)
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The Mud Puppy: Exposedmudpuppy83 on January 26th, 2009 07:08 pm (UTC)
I don't get why everyone's voting for C when D is clearly the superior of the 4, but there's no accounting for taste I suppose.
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Diary of an Ass Monkey: amd: loving the monkeyassmonkeydiary on January 27th, 2009 10:07 pm (UTC)
Is it the gloves or the bird?
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The Mud Puppy: No No Nomudpuppy83 on January 28th, 2009 02:49 am (UTC)
I dunno. I just like the whole composition, and the model is my kind of woman. The other three all look sort of...pre-pubescent.

Plus, D may not be showing a whole lot of backside, but she is showing off the "dimples." Hard to ignore that.
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Entry-Level Positionpkthunder on January 26th, 2009 08:47 pm (UTC)
Wow. Usually I'm with the crowd, but not on this one. C seems too porny to me. D is a nice picture, but doesn't feature the rump enough. I think I'm going to switch my vote to B so she's got a chance against C.
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traballenguastraballenguas on January 27th, 2009 02:24 pm (UTC)
Agreed. I voted B too. Her look adds a lot to the picture.
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Diary of an Ass Monkey: amd: Luke Cheuh & Teresa MTZassmonkeydiary on January 27th, 2009 10:08 pm (UTC)
You mean that look of mild irritation?
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traballenguastraballenguas on January 27th, 2009 10:11 pm (UTC)
Heh. In the mini version it looks more intense, and appealing.
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Diary of an Ass Monkey: amd: fishingassmonkeydiary on January 27th, 2009 10:06 pm (UTC)
It is a bit on the porny side, but I love the trees outside her window, the curve of her right foot, and that her underpants match her hair color (which is not a fetish I even knew I had).
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Pallaspallasathene8 on January 26th, 2009 11:03 pm (UTC)
Toughest round yet. I'd like to give all of these a vote.

And yaaaaaaay for the novel! :)
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Diary of an Ass Monkey: amd: typing monkeyassmonkeydiary on January 27th, 2009 10:08 pm (UTC)
I knew you'd be pleased.
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Diary of an Ass Monkey: amd: Parisian Primateassmonkeydiary on January 27th, 2009 10:10 pm (UTC)
It's funny how that happens. Several times, I thought one or another picture was going to slaughter the others and then one that I barely gave the time of day to emerged to beat the others fiercely.
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doNUT!donutgirl on January 27th, 2009 01:05 am (UTC)
this one was tough... I was genuinely torn among a, c, and d. Ultimately decided A was the most unusual...
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Diary of an Ass Monkey: amd: raining womenassmonkeydiary on January 27th, 2009 10:12 pm (UTC)
Good... originality often gets overlooked in the voting.
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(Anonymous) on January 27th, 2009 07:40 am (UTC)
So....are we voting on the best picture of an ass or the best ass?

I choose the later and say C.
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Diary of an Ass Monkey: amd: tiki lustassmonkeydiary on January 27th, 2009 10:13 pm (UTC)
Personally, I vote for best photograph, but each is entitled to vote as they see fit.
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Horzaeuan on January 27th, 2009 09:32 am (UTC)
I'm with most of the posters and least of the voters. C is just blah, it's D all the way.
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Diary of an Ass Monkey: amd: seonna hongassmonkeydiary on January 27th, 2009 10:15 pm (UTC)
I think she's one of Marilyn Manson's exes.
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micah: sputniklaerm on January 27th, 2009 02:22 pm (UTC)
oh dear...
ever since the day you introduced us, B haunts my dreams...
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Diary of an Ass Monkey: amd: joslin no zoomassmonkeydiary on January 27th, 2009 10:15 pm (UTC)
Re: oh dear...
So funny... what is it about her?
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micah: antennaslaerm on January 28th, 2009 04:21 am (UTC)
Re: oh dear...
more than just an "it"...

the look she's giving has got a lot going for it right there, but i'm also a sucker for a girl just wearing a top (better than naked, i think, and i don't know why). and, well, the ass.

let's talk about that ass.

i tend to go in for an ass that's smallish, yet still round. an ass like that is going to age verrrrry well. perhaps it's just the lighting, but the skin tone looks oh-so-touchable, too.

ok, nearing stalker territory now...ahem...
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Diary of an Ass Monkey: amd: red cameraassmonkeydiary on January 28th, 2009 05:22 pm (UTC)
Re: oh dear...
but i'm also a sucker for a girl just wearing a top (better than naked, i think, and i don't know why).

That reminds me... I need to see Altman's "Short Cuts" again.
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micah: threshold houselaerm on January 28th, 2009 05:39 pm (UTC)
Re: oh dear...
either that or requiem for a dream, and one is less psychologically damaging than the other (albeit in a good way...).
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(Anonymous) on January 27th, 2009 02:54 pm (UTC)
I vote for A! A is awesome.
Can't wait to see you Thursday.
K

"Come back from San Francisco.
It can't be all that pretty,
when all of Philadelphia misses you.
Should pretty boys in discos distract you from your novel,
remember I'm awful in love with you."
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Diary of an Ass Monkey: amd: valentineassmonkeydiary on January 27th, 2009 10:31 pm (UTC)
Soon, baby, soon!

But first.. more pretty boys in disco to distract me from my novel!
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(Anonymous) on January 28th, 2009 03:01 pm (UTC)
B
B. Hope I am not too late. How could B not win this round. Too many injustices in the world...
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