Why did Facebook have to change it's design? Why don't comic book stores in Philly sell D&D dice anymore? Why do those mean Egyptians keep attacking my peaceful Zulu empire? Do I have dice somewhere in my basement? Why does Deadpool want to work for the Skrulls? Is it really worth searching through boxes in the basement or should I just order dice from the internet? At what age am I supposed to stop asking questions like these?