My sunflowers are now in full bloom, but are all coyly facing away from our yard, choosing instead to grace our neighbor's unused concrete patio with their beauty. I know it's just a sunlight thing, but I think I'm going to take it personally anyway. If they don't wish to participate in the garden that's grown them then they'll damn well get cut down and stuffed into a vase of water on display somewhere in the house.

Soak up the rays while you've got them, my little pretties, for tomorrow you shall begin to slowly die as ornaments in my dark cave!