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26 August 2008 @ 09:26 am
Damn you, sunflowers!  
My sunflowers are now in full bloom, but are all coyly facing away from our yard, choosing instead to grace our neighbor's unused concrete patio with their beauty. I know it's just a sunlight thing, but I think I'm going to take it personally anyway. If they don't wish to participate in the garden that's grown them then they'll damn well get cut down and stuffed into a vase of water on display somewhere in the house.

Soak up the rays while you've got them, my little pretties, for tomorrow you shall begin to slowly die as ornaments in my dark cave!

Listening to: Sondre Lerche - "Things You Call Fate"
walrus damnitdylanevl on August 26th, 2008 02:37 pm (UTC)
Can I vote for today's hottie as this years winner now or do I have to wait? Kinda looks like msathenahollow, she's a hottie too.
Diary of an Ass Monkey: amd: ass monkeyassmonkeydiary on August 26th, 2008 02:38 pm (UTC)
I'll put her on the list.
...wyndebreaker on August 26th, 2008 04:36 pm (UTC)
Please do. Today's pic is awesome.

a foxy vixen, so illustrious: oliviagloriamunty on August 26th, 2008 02:49 pm (UTC)
"Rejected by sunflowers" is the origin story of most supervillians.
Diary of an Ass Monkey: amd: orange peekassmonkeydiary on August 26th, 2008 02:51 pm (UTC)
In fact, I've already ordered a Mesmerizer Helmet and bulletproof cape from Amazon.
captian_whamo on August 26th, 2008 10:03 pm (UTC)
I mean, at least your being reasonable about the sunflower thing. They obviously have no respect for you and your watering ability's and should be punished...clearly.
Pallaspallasathene8 on August 27th, 2008 04:28 am (UTC)
Maybe you should install a sunlamp in your garden?
zantimisfit on August 28th, 2008 03:14 pm (UTC)
You're going to have to plant your sunflowers on the other side of the yard next time.
Diary of an Ass Monkey: amd: blue bottleassmonkeydiary on August 28th, 2008 03:15 pm (UTC)
Good plan... assuming I'm not still holding a grudge against them next spring.