Diary of an Ass Monkey (assmonkeydiary) wrote,
Diary of an Ass Monkey

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soon sweet, sweet death will take me in its loving embrace

My back is normally my friend, but after this weekend, all it has to say to me is "You are an old man now and that is why I am stabbing you with a fork!" I swear, every time I stand up, I'm like a hunchback for five minutes.

Also, I have a huge quarter-sized blister... on the side of my foot!

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