Diary of an Ass Monkey (assmonkeydiary) wrote,
Diary of an Ass Monkey
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the holiday harrowing

Taking today off to do some holiday shopping. At the moment, I'm attempting to armor my mind against the madness I will find at the mall. I will let it wash over me and not become a part of it. I will listen to my ipod and step around the other shoppers the way Neo dodge bullets. I will pay with cash and I will not go overboard. All will be well.

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