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01 November 2007 @ 09:13 am
the unexciting conclusion to the basement baby saga  
So I just had to go down to the basement yesterday and make sure there weren't any babies down there. Just in case! Oddly there was another person down there though and we gave each other a good scare when when saw each other. I considered greeting her in a British accent to see if it got a reaction, but then thought better of it.

Current Mood: 240
Listening to: The New Pornographers - "The Jessica Numbers"
everybody hates a tourist.dynamine on November 1st, 2007 08:16 pm (UTC)
did you give K a heart attack?!
Diary of an Ass Monkeyassmonkeydiary on November 1st, 2007 08:17 pm (UTC)
No, this was the basement of my office building.
Pallaspallasathene8 on November 1st, 2007 10:17 pm (UTC)
Was she down there tied up in nothing but her underpants, by chance?
Pallaspallasathene8 on November 1st, 2007 10:18 pm (UTC)
No, wait, that's not even underpants.
Diary of an Ass Monkey: amd: purple paisleyassmonkeydiary on November 2nd, 2007 02:42 am (UTC)
Possibly! As I approached I heard the distinct sound of ropes unfurling and work clothes being slid back on.
a foxy vixen, so illustriousgloriamunty on November 2nd, 2007 01:08 am (UTC)
She probably would have given you a nasty toe-sucking.
Diary of an Ass Monkey: declan:  red carpetassmonkeydiary on November 2nd, 2007 02:45 am (UTC)
T'would be overdue. It's been nothing but angelic, saintly toe suckings around these parts for as long as I can recall.