At one point he got quiet for a while, like he was just concentrating on his cigarette or something, then he looked up and told me--with obvious disappointment in his voice--that British men don't like to have their toes sucked.
After that I just remember sitting with him in silence for what seemed like a really long time. And then I woke up.
In other news, it's Halloween! To celebrate, here's a scary photograph of a scary vampire doing scary vampire stuff....