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02 October 2007 @ 09:03 am
the funniest thing I didn't say last week  
There's an office on our floor of the building I work in where people are sometimes given drug tests. One day at lunchtime, as I stepped into the hallway, there was a guy standing at their door looking somewhat distressed. He was holding an open plastic container of urine and screaming (positively screaming) into their intercom: "But what if the cup is half empty?"

"It means you're a pissamist," I thought to myself as I walked away silently.

Current Mood: 239
Listening to: Portastatic - "I Wanna Know Girls"
a foxy vixen, so illustrious: oliviagloriamunty on October 2nd, 2007 01:37 pm (UTC)
theballadofyoko on October 2nd, 2007 01:47 pm (UTC)
good one! you should've said it.
everybody hates a tourist.: bourdain.dynamine on October 2nd, 2007 03:27 pm (UTC)
hey!c now i feel like a test audience! (kidding...)
Kegboy: Dance Of Joykegboy on October 2nd, 2007 04:50 pm (UTC)
Buwhahahaha! Nice one.
Pallaspallasathene8 on October 2nd, 2007 09:56 pm (UTC)
You should find him and tell him that later when he won't even have any idea what you are talking about.
(Anonymous) on October 3rd, 2007 10:35 am (UTC)
Ha! Good one!

The spiderweb=like thong makes me think of the lucky damned spider!