Diary of an Ass Monkey (assmonkeydiary) wrote,
Diary of an Ass Monkey
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the funniest thing I didn't say last week

There's an office on our floor of the building I work in where people are sometimes given drug tests. One day at lunchtime, as I stepped into the hallway, there was a guy standing at their door looking somewhat distressed. He was holding an open plastic container of urine and screaming (positively screaming) into their intercom: "But what if the cup is half empty?"

"It means you're a pissamist," I thought to myself as I walked away silently.

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