Diary of an Ass Monkey (assmonkeydiary) wrote,
Diary of an Ass Monkey

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the war against happy butts

So, this company called Toto Washlet comes up with this great billboard for Times Square featuring pictures of happy butts to promote their new toilet seats.

But some reverend who apparently doesn't mind having his church in Times Square over a McDonald's objects to having happy naked butts displayed above his sacred ground. And some judge grants an injunction and so... no happy butts!

As a compromise, Toto Washlet comes up with this...

Poor happy butts hidden away under a banner. Only sad butts for you now, New York City!


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