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7 & 7: Random facts about your ass monkey

I've been tagged by gloriamunty for this evil chain meme. If I break the chain, all the noodles in the world will turn to yarn!

These are the rules: Each player starts with 7 random habits/facts about themselves. People who are tagged need to write their own entry about their seven things, as well as these rules. At the end of your entry, you need to choose 7 people to get tagged & list their names.

ONE: When I first started this blog, I was writing it as a fictional character, but over time it actually became about me.

TWO: The last time I did a meme here was February 23rd, 2004. I generally don't find them that interesting, but this one sounded enough like the kind of stuff I always write about, so I figured it'd be fine.

THREE: Sometimes in conversation, I'll say something twice with just a minor change, because as I'm speaking I think of a better way to phrase it and literally can't stop my brain from saying it both ways.

FOUR: My eating habits are depressingly predictable. The same breakfast (Kashi Heart-to-Heart cereal with Westsoy Plus soy milk) every day. Most work days, I go to the Magic Carpet vegetarian cart for a salad with falafel and hummus. And when I go to my local bar, it takes a great force of will (or something really interesting on the special board) to keep me from ordering my usual wild boar burrito.

FIVE: I think "Vertigo" is a lousy movie. They should have cut it down to 90 minutes and just called it "Worst Boyfriend Ever."

SIX: However I lovelovelove "Bell, Book and Candle" which came out the same year with the exact same leads (Jimmie Stewart and Kim Novak) and even some similar themes. (Although the ending drives me a little nuts.)

SEVEN: Ever since I was a very young child, I've had the feeling that I'd die falling down stairs someday. Because of this vague fear, I tend to go up and down stairs as quickly as I can, which really only increases the likelihood of my falling to my death.

Having fulfilled my commitment, I am now obligated to impose the meme upon seven others: euan, ghibli_geek, karma_soupra, pallasathene8, professormortis, shethingsmash, xterminal

Remember, the noodles are depending on you!!!!!



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