Diary of an Ass Monkey (assmonkeydiary) wrote,
Diary of an Ass Monkey

fake butts

what is it with humans and fake butts?

case in point:

Do they not have actual butts? I've never heard of such a birth defect, have you? I mean, there's plenty of white guys who got flat little butts, but there's still some butt there!

I guess it's all about the comedy....

...but wouldn't their actual butts be just as funny if not funnier? Are people ashamed of their butts?

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