Diary of an Ass Monkey (assmonkeydiary) wrote,
Diary of an Ass Monkey

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a very special hangover

Things that made my hangover so much more enjoyable this morning:

1) Three men jackhammering at once on my way to pick up an egg sandwich.
2) A man deciding to shout a poetry reading while standing next to me on the subway. (His poem was about an "orange and purple thing" that he stepped in.
3) I saw a snake. A little green one. It wasn't really scary, but it did startle me. I can't imagine that Philadelphia has any wild snakes, so I assume it's an escaped pet.

Tags: best of 2006, tales of the subway
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