Sit right back for the adventures of Cowboy Fetus and Yeti Dog. Cowboy Fetus can heal people with his stem cells and has a lasso made from his own umbilical cord. His faithful mount Yeti Dog can walk on water, burrow through the earth and even travel between dimensions.
(Why, yes, I have generated their stats for the Mutants and Masterminds RPG!)
This is what happens when I cancel my subscription to World of Warcraft.