Tonight, Portastatic is playing at the North Star. I really love Portastatic, but there are two opening acts, the show is supposed to start at 8:00, and the North Star is pretty much famous for shows starting two hours late. So, I'm pretty much looking at being out til 2 or 3. I wonder if I can still stay up that late? Did I mention I'm an old man?
Can stores in Pennsylvania still sell pseudoephedrine? Do they still make Jolt cola? Are there any energy drinks that actually work? And if so, how do they taste with tequilla?