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04 October 2006 @ 09:15 am
wayback wednesday: guest starring Young H.P. Lovecraft  
Last night, I dreamt I was working in a comic book shop in Baltimore with H.P. Lovecraft. We were both in our late teens. H.P. was always trying to make extra money. He kept trying to convince me to hire him for singing lessons. And at one point he sold his entire comic book collection for not nearly enough money, which I thought was stupid. One day, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (he was pretty old) came into the store and was vaguely cruising us. H.P. was starstruck. He and Doyle ended up going outside and having sex behind the store. When they came back, H.P. was really excited, but Doyle looked totally underwhelmed. After work, I convinced H.P. to go out with drinks and he was horrified by how much money I spent on booze.

The End.

Not sure why I'm having such vivid dreams lately.

Listening to: Saint Etienne - "Split Screen"
a foxy vixen, so illustriousgloriamunty on October 4th, 2006 02:21 pm (UTC)
I usually don't think that other people's dreams are interesting, but you have great dreams. You have very narrative dreams!

A few nights ago I dreamed that I was crying, and when I woke up I was actually crying & I wanted to show Richard that I had real tears on my face. Only it was five in the morning and he was asleep like a normal person. So I waited for him to wake up with my eyes open (to preserve the tears) & when he finally woke up at, like, seven, I was super-annoyed with him & I'm like, I was saving some tears on my face to show you, but they're all dried up by now!

Sometimes Richard wakes up and he has no idea what the hell is going on with me.
Diary of an Ass Monkey: amd:  Ape vs. Jet Girlassmonkeydiary on October 4th, 2006 02:31 pm (UTC)
Hehe.. that's great. I guess if you'd gotten up to take a picture of the tears, they might have run off your face and been lost.

Do you remember why you were crying about?

a foxy vixen, so illustrious: oliviagloriamunty on October 4th, 2006 02:53 pm (UTC)
No, it's all dried up by now!
Diary of an Ass Monkey: amd: fishingassmonkeydiary on October 4th, 2006 02:55 pm (UTC)
Probably for the best. My girlfriend had a dream a couple weeks ago where I was really mean to her and when she woke up she was mad at me all the next day.
Sugarimpsugarimp on October 4th, 2006 03:06 pm (UTC)
Have you been taking Malaria pills? :P

Diary of an Ass Monkey: amd:  blue bottleassmonkeydiary on October 4th, 2006 03:09 pm (UTC)
Mmmmm.... pills.

ghibli_geek on October 4th, 2006 03:08 pm (UTC)
I love your brain. In a totally platonic and non-threatening kind of way, you know.
Diary of an Ass Monkey: amd:  aqua chairassmonkeydiary on October 4th, 2006 03:11 pm (UTC)
I like it too, but I wish it would channel more of that crazy energy into writing my damned novel for me.