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03 October 2006 @ 09:32 am
he can be taught...  
I had a dream sunday night where I discovered that penguins don't really mate for life. Yes, my friends, we've all been fed a crock of lies!!! I'm not sure how I went about making this troubling discovery, but after I started announcing it to the world, several penguin enthusiasts made vicious attempts on my life. Gun-toting penguin fanciers had me in their sights almost constantly. Frankly, it's a miracle that I survived. Clearly I had underestimated the reaction my startling news would have.

Then last night, I had a dream where I discovered that kittens aren't really soft. And you know what? This time I kept it to my goddamned self.

True story.

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Listening to: Astraud Gilberto - "Garota De Ipanema"
 
 
 
a foxy vixen, so illustrious: oliviagloriamunty on October 3rd, 2006 02:30 pm (UTC)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
joshuavorbisjoshuavorbis on October 3rd, 2006 02:55 pm (UTC)
Diary of an Ass Monkey: silly:  evil monkey grinassmonkeydiary on October 4th, 2006 03:35 am (UTC)
Heh... typical Belgian.
Pallaspallasathene8 on October 3rd, 2006 10:30 pm (UTC)
Heh heh