August 29th, 2007

amd: Hawaiian Doubletake

wayback wednesday: I dream of genies.....

I require the services of a genie (or djinn). If anyone is looking to sell a bottle or lamp containing a genie, please contact me. Prices will be negotiated based on how many wishes remain in the genie's current terms of service agreement.

It is NOT all right to contact this buyer regarding other goods and services.