February 9th, 2006

amd: ass monkey

scarlet letters

Wow... four of you emailed me the cover to this month's Vanity Fair with Scarlet Johanson and Keira Knightly on the cover. I guess that means I should post it. Although, I have to say Scarlet's bottom is not her best feature.

On the actual cover almost all color has been bleached from their skin, which I find slightly disturbing. Also, photographer Tom Ford has decided to join his naked ingenues (fully clothed of course), taking the place of Rachel McAdams who apparently left the studio when she saw her lack of wardrobe.

But one of you (an insider?) somehow had a copy of the photograph where they actually have the skin tone of surface dwellers and no Tom Ford in it. So, that's the one I'm putting here...

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