September 4th, 2003

amd: ass monkey

Ass Monkey's gotta wear a tux this weekend...

Going up to Rhode Island for my brother's wedding. I don't plan to enjoy it. They're doing a church wedding which means I won't even be able to partake of cocktails beforehand unless I escape the pre-wedding preparations to hit the bar. No one should should be forced to sit through (or stand through!) a big long wedding without some good healthy booze in their system.

I shouldn't have to do it anyway. Hmmm.... is there still time for me to pick up a flask?

Oh, yeah, this picture vaguely reminded me of wedding gowns... cute butt too...