April 2nd, 2003

amd: ass monkey

Fasshion! Turn to the left.....

Fasshion! Turn to the right...

A few months ago, your ass monkey was as surprised as anyone when he heard Jennie Garth proclaim that...



"Butt crack is the new cleavage."

And she certainly won't get any argument from me...



Now, the barons of haute couture are apparently carrying Jennie's vision one step further, with fashion shows full of of utterly backless dresses...



Something about it just cries out "Springtime!" doesn't it?