February 13th, 2003

amd: ass monkey

monkey dreams

Last night I dreamed I was on the Savannah again.

I had just come from filling my belly with water and spiney plants. I remember being amazed overwhelmed by the smells and the sounds, although sadly I can't recall them now, even a little. What I can remember the most is climbing through a lone and mighty baobap trees, feeling close to the sun, yet protected by it's branches, and watching all my friends...

the zebras...


the gazelles....


the baboons...


the antelopes...


and my most favorite of all, the humans...


and I was happy for it, though I knew I wasn't really there....
amd: ass monkey

ass on demand

Now your Ass Monkey considers himself a monkey of the people, so when one of his most loyals fans makes a demand, what's an ass monkey to do?

The demand: "what's with all this animal ass? and all these clothed asses? let's see some ass monkey. or are you one who prefers your candy wrapped?"

so, may I proudly present this piping hot lunch of naked human ...







Anyone want dessert?