February 11th, 2003

amd: ass monkey

fake butts

what is it with humans and fake butts?

case in point:

Do they not have actual butts? I've never heard of such a birth defect, have you? I mean, there's plenty of white guys who got flat little butts, but there's still some butt there!

I guess it's all about the comedy....

...but wouldn't their actual butts be just as funny if not funnier? Are people ashamed of their butts?