February 10th, 2003

amd: ass monkey

Render unto ass monkey what is ASS!!

see, this is why I love my job. already, loyal viewers have begun emailing me links to pictures of their asses and asses of their dear ones. this pleases your ass monkey greatly.

I particularlly like the stockings on these two. Adds a touch of class, wouldn't you agree?

I haven't met either of these fine-looking humans, but I think I'm ready to act out a few of the deleted scenes from Chicago with them....
amd: ass monkey


what is it about oxen? they're so sexy!!! I don't know whether it's their sheer physical strength, their fearlessness, their reputations as the ultimate bucking rodeo bulls, their poetic history, their succulent meat, those curvaceous horn, or just the thrill I get when I see their asses out on the plains..... Yummy!