Diary of an Ass Monkey (assmonkeydiary) wrote,
Diary of an Ass Monkey
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late for work...

This morning I had a conversation with the distinct part of my brain that governs dreaming. I shut off my alarm and was starting to wake up when it started talking. It said, "Oh, don't wake up now, because you're going to miss the rest of your dreams." And I was all like, "Yeah, but this isn't the most exciting dream in the world." And it was like, "Oh, you're just saying that because you don't know what's going to happen next. I've seen it and let me tell you, it's a doozy!" Then I said, "Ok, I'll give it a try, but it better be as good as you promised." And it said, "Oh, it will be!"

Needless to say, it was all lies. The dream was so dull that I'd already forgotten it by the time I got to the subway twenty minutes late.

Stupid lying brain!

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