Diary of an Ass Monkey (assmonkeydiary) wrote,
Diary of an Ass Monkey

Cool off your butt!

Well, now that Round One of the Battle of the Butts is over, I thought it would be a good time for us to discuss ways to cool down your butt during these dog days of summer.

I think one of the top ways is clearly going to the...

Yes, nude beaches. There's just something about sand in the crack of your ass....

Though, I guess that one's more desert than beach...

Aw, that's better. Nude volleyball, yessirree, so wrong, and yet so very very right...

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