Diary of an Ass Monkey (assmonkeydiary) wrote,
Diary of an Ass Monkey
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my future career as an animal

There are days when I all I want to do is sleep, eat, and scratch myself. I should be someone's pet. I think I'd make a good pet. I could even learn a few tricks. Y'know... if they weren't too difficult.

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