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11 January 2006 @ 10:21 am
Subway Tales of the Unexpected  
So, today, walking through the very crowded, busy hallway from the Broad Street subway to the Market Street subway, this woman in front of me just drops her pants and starts peeing.

Living in the city is like this weird radiation that mutates some people into post-apocalyptic savages.

Listening to: Camera Obscura - "Teenager"
everybody hates a tourist.dynamine on January 11th, 2006 04:58 pm (UTC)
holy crap. that's a new one...crazy-assed town we live in, eh?
sleazenationnotbbcnews24 on January 11th, 2006 05:31 pm (UTC)
by the by, where do you get your asses from?
she_thing on January 11th, 2006 08:09 pm (UTC)
Ooooh! I like the lighting in this one.
lilyvalleylilyvalley on January 11th, 2006 10:50 pm (UTC)
Did she pee on your shoe?
Diary of an Ass Monkey: museum: amy crehore 2assmonkeydiary on January 11th, 2006 10:52 pm (UTC)
No, thank god! I think I would have been sick...

I'm clearly not cut out for water sports.
lilyvalleylilyvalley on January 12th, 2006 01:29 am (UTC)
Did she pee on her own shoes?

I could never get the squat and pee quite right. It's hard enough if you're hanging onto a car or a tree or something solid. I can't imagine doing it in a busy subway. She deserves a gold medal for that if she didn't even pee on her own shoes.
Diary of an Ass Monkeyassmonkeydiary on January 12th, 2006 02:13 pm (UTC)
She seemed to have the squat mastered. It's possible she was leaning against the wall a bit.
Francis the Talking Mulezipzilla on January 11th, 2006 11:42 pm (UTC)
I would have been in heaven. ;)
poshgeordielad on January 12th, 2006 05:25 pm (UTC)
Pppeople PPPings
You chaps are weird; it's a natural human functional necessity fgoonnessake. My second [grown-up]girlfriend could squat and squirt like Wyatt Earp if Nature so required. Boys have p-pipes, which makes it easier, but they wet their shoes and other things all the time. Maybe they should squat too. Has none of you been in Germany particularly? Road-side pissing is second nature, then again, ironically, they're not uptight w.a.s.p.s. That said, good botties lately after a poor run.
(Anonymous) on January 14th, 2006 11:14 am (UTC)
Nice pic!