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19 December 2005 @ 09:20 am
office christmas party  
The office Christmas party is going on here now, which basically translates into lots of food and people bringing their kids into work. I think somebody brought in some spiked egg nog, but I don't know that I'm desperate enough to get drunk off something made of egg and milk (especially at 9:38 am).

In other news, those weird five pounds that I suddenly gained fell right back off (thanks to all who offered advice on that).

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Listening to: Bettie Serveert - "Tomboy"
 
 
 
bootykid on December 19th, 2005 03:10 pm (UTC)
One of my favorite kinds of poses. You have such a good selection of photos.
Diary of an Ass Monkeyassmonkeydiary on December 20th, 2005 10:32 pm (UTC)
Thanks!
jajoukan on December 19th, 2005 03:47 pm (UTC)
much love for the monkey!
God Bless you Assmonkey! You make my every morning start out ass-tastic!
Diary of an Ass Monkey: amd: blue poolsideassmonkeydiary on December 20th, 2005 10:32 pm (UTC)
Re: much love for the monkey!
And as quickly as that, you're already gone... farewell jajoukan!
jajoukan on December 20th, 2005 11:11 pm (UTC)
Re: much love for the monkey!
I'm here, I'm there ... I fade in and out of this frequency.
Diary of an Ass Monkey: library: Fraternity of Shameassmonkeydiary on December 21st, 2005 12:49 am (UTC)
Re: much love for the monkey!
strange...
lilyvalleylilyvalley on December 19th, 2005 04:11 pm (UTC)
You pooped, didn't you?
Diary of an Ass Monkey: library: Esquire (skaters)assmonkeydiary on December 20th, 2005 10:33 pm (UTC)
Well, yeah... would it surprise you to hear that I do so at least once a day?
lilyvalleylilyvalley on December 22nd, 2005 03:20 pm (UTC)
Actually yes, yes it does surprise me. Then again, I'm one of those once- or twice-a-week poopers. I don't understand you people at all.
Diary of an Ass Monkey: library: Fraternity of Shameassmonkeydiary on December 22nd, 2005 03:22 pm (UTC)
See, now that would freak me out. I likes my regularity.
lilyvalleylilyvalley on December 22nd, 2005 08:33 pm (UTC)
You're not like my dad, are you? Every day, when he got up, he'd sit on the toilet with a cup of coffee. Sit until he shit. Didn't matter if it took 30 minutes, an hour, an hour and a half. He simply wouldn't get up till he shit. Because he thought he HAD to go once a day. Don't be like my dad, don't do it!
Diary of an Ass Monkey: museum: pajotassmonkeydiary on December 22nd, 2005 08:40 pm (UTC)
Nah, I'd never force it. That would be wrong...