Diary of an Ass Monkey (assmonkeydiary) wrote,
Diary of an Ass Monkey
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other ass monkeys

Believe it or not, the web is full of ass monkeys!



There's even two others just on live journal... one from a hip Canadian girl Ass Monkey (she must be hip, she's wearing goggles)...

monkeypants

...and the other's a friends-only journal of an Indonesian Ass Monkey...

ass_monkey

Then there's an "Ask Ass Monkey" website, which looks like it would be fun if it was working.

And on a site called Asinine Poetry, I found this lovely poem...

ASSMONKEY

by Adam Bulger

I think that I shall never see
A poem as lovely as an ass monkey.
An ass monkey whose hungry ass is prest
Against the earth's sweet flowing breast;
An ass monkey that looks at God all day,
And lifts her monkey arms to pray;
An ass monkey that may in Summer wear
A nest of robins in her hair;
Upon whose bosom snow has lain;
Who intimately lives with rain.
Poems are made by fools like me,
But only God can make an ass monkey.


And these sites are just the tip of a rather large iceberg.... but I'm proud to say that when do a google search on "Ass Monkey", the first place you're going to find is this!

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