Believe it or not, the web is full of ass monkeys!
There's even two others just on live journal... one from a hip Canadian girl Ass Monkey (she must be hip, she's wearing goggles)...
...and the other's a friends-only journal of an Indonesian Ass Monkey...
Then there's an "Ask Ass Monkey" website, which looks like it would be fun if it was working.
And on a site called Asinine Poetry, I found this lovely poem...
by Adam Bulger
I think that I shall never see
A poem as lovely as an ass monkey.
An ass monkey whose hungry ass is prest
Against the earth's sweet flowing breast;
An ass monkey that looks at God all day,
And lifts her monkey arms to pray;
An ass monkey that may in Summer wear
A nest of robins in her hair;
Upon whose bosom snow has lain;
Who intimately lives with rain.
Poems are made by fools like me,
But only God can make an ass monkey.