Diary of an Ass Monkey (assmonkeydiary) wrote,
Diary of an Ass Monkey

other ass monkeys

Believe it or not, the web is full of ass monkeys!

There's even two others just on live journal... one from a hip Canadian girl Ass Monkey (she must be hip, she's wearing goggles)...


...and the other's a friends-only journal of an Indonesian Ass Monkey...


Then there's an "Ask Ass Monkey" website, which looks like it would be fun if it was working.

And on a site called Asinine Poetry, I found this lovely poem...


by Adam Bulger

I think that I shall never see
A poem as lovely as an ass monkey.
An ass monkey whose hungry ass is prest
Against the earth's sweet flowing breast;
An ass monkey that looks at God all day,
And lifts her monkey arms to pray;
An ass monkey that may in Summer wear
A nest of robins in her hair;
Upon whose bosom snow has lain;
Who intimately lives with rain.
Poems are made by fools like me,
But only God can make an ass monkey.

And these sites are just the tip of a rather large iceberg.... but I'm proud to say that when do a google search on "Ass Monkey", the first place you're going to find is this!


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