Diary of an Ass Monkey (assmonkeydiary) wrote,
Diary of an Ass Monkey


Once a month here at our office, we have what we like to call "House Arrest Mondays." On these days, we can't leave the office for lunch. Instead we order in food and sit around the conference table listening to our boss drone on about what ever random subject happens to enter his head. For most of my co-workers, it's just a free lunch, so great. But I really need to get out of this place at lunchtime, so my nervous leg is bouncing like crazy and I'm looking at the window like I might leap through it....

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