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07 April 2003 @ 04:30 pm
do you dare to challenge the ass monkey?  
is a
Purple People-Eating Ninja Monkey

...with a Battle Rating of 9.3

To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can
defeat assmonkey, enter your name:

Thanks to b_stung for introducing me to this delightful form of combat!
dave: stretch gnomezeeke on April 7th, 2003 01:44 pm (UTC)
damn your eyes!
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is a
Toast-Eating Woollen Monkey

...with a Battle Rating of 4.0

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no homebrew for you, assmonkey!
Diary of an Ass Monkey: purpleassmonkeydiary on April 7th, 2003 02:32 pm (UTC)
Re: damn your eyes!
deny me not the homebrew...
Vade Retro, Vade Ultratoddius on April 7th, 2003 02:22 pm (UTC)
I misread that as "purple ass-eating Ninja monkey," which frightens me. A lot.
Diary of an Ass Monkeyassmonkeydiary on April 7th, 2003 02:30 pm (UTC)
Here he is, Todd...

and he's all ready for you!
fridgemagnetfridgemagnet on April 7th, 2003 03:58 pm (UTC)
I am unable to challenge your monkey-fu.
theworstbully on April 16th, 2003 01:18 pm (UTC)
i think it's rigged.