Diary of an Ass Monkey
20 January 2009 @ 09:42 am
And if you listen now
you might hear
a new sound coming in
as an old one disappears

--"Put the Message in the Box" by World Party

I feel giddy with relief that the eight horrible years of Bush rule are now over. And I can't wait for the (many, many) Obama years to begin. The fever is breaking and things can finally start getting better instead of worse.

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Listening to: Thomas Dolby - "Silk Pyjamas"
 
 
Diary of an Ass Monkey



Oh, my freaking god! I am still grinning like a lunatic... I am so happy! What a great night! Everybody at the Taproom was having a blast. It was like the Phillies won again every time Obama pulled in another big state. Ohio! Virginia! Florida! And best of all our own Pennsylvania!!! And by a decent margin! Everyone counted down the final thirty seconds til the closing of the west coast polls and then CNN called it!!! Obama wins!!!! We were roaring! What a beautiful night! I'm getting a little wet in the eyes again just thinking about it....

 
 
Listening to: Pizzicato Five - "Happy Birthday"
 
 
Diary of an Ass Monkey
04 November 2008 @ 09:26 am
So, we're getting the front trim on our house painted and one of our neighbors commented to the painter that he thought the colors were ugly, then, pointing to the sign in our window, added "Ahhh.. what do you expect! They're voting for Obama!" To which another neighbor responded "Bah! They're from Center City!" So funny.

Actually, we were a little freaked out by the colors too. The plan was light green and dark green, but the finished product looked more like light green and shamrock green. So, now we're not only those damn liberals from Center City, we'll be those damned Irish too (there's a strong Italian-Irish rivalry in South Philly). Oh, I almost forgot they're also mad because we have a tree in front of our house!

My polling place was as empty as I've ever seen it, no line at all. I've had short waits even for mid-term elections there, so this was weird. I wonder if my all too conservative neighbors are staying home? My buddy Scott on the other hand called me from West Philly to let me know he'd been waiting in line to vote for an hour and was expecting to wait another half hour. Go Scott!

Oh yeah, in Cape Cod, I saw this handpainted sign by the side of the road that said "God won't bless America if Obama is elected!" I really should have gotten a picture of it. Or made my own sign that read "I am only concerned about the actual ramifications of my vote, not the imaginary ones."

Can't wait to see how it all turns out. I'll be watching the results come in from in front of the big screen tv in the South Philly Taproom. Don't forget to vote!

 
 
Listening to: The Olivia Tremor Control - "Hilltop Procession Momentum G
 
 
Diary of an Ass Monkey
27 October 2008 @ 09:20 am
What a great weekend. Two fantastic Phillies wins! Yes, I am an overnight, instant baseball fan, just add world series. I've even gone from being mildly pissed off about the late night celebratory horn honking and amateur firework to wanting to go out and join in the fun. Love, love, love Ryan Howard! And, man, with Cole Hamels pitching tonight, it's going to be such a great game! I'll catch up on Gossip Girl later.

But of course, there was a great big Dead Milkmen-sized hole in the middle of Saturday night's game for me. Fortunately, the show was at Johnny Brenda's so we could watch the game right up until they went on and get back to it after the second encore ended.

Such a great show! I had a total blast! Spent the whole show in the mosh pit, getting banged around with kids that were in diapers the last time I saw the Milkmen play, but it was a really fun mosh pit. And dare I say, I pogo'd higher than anyone? Yes, I dare. There was only one moment when I was in danger. A crowd tsunami had knocked me backwards into to an empty spot of nice hard floor, but just as I was about to hit the ground, this girl who was less than half my weight heroically jumped in, grabbed my arm and in a feat that defied my limited understanding of physics, completely reversed my momentum and got me back on my feet. I think she might have had superpowers or perhaps judo training.

My glasses got knocked off like five times, a couple just from dancing around with a sweaty head, and the rest from crowd surfers and stage divers. Ironically (or perhaps karmically given this here blog) the biggest hit my glasses took came from a falling young lady's butt that appeared seemingly from nowhere to land right in my face. Fortunately, I was able to get her to the ground safely and save my now butt-shaped glasses from getting trampled. Again, such a fun pit. My adrenalin was totally pumping. It was like a beautiful, dynamic, cleansing, baptism in the sweat of others.

The band sounded so great, rocking just as hard as I remember. Lead singer Rodney Anonymous looks a little like a plumber now (except with little devil horns), but sings with that same awesome, exhuberent voice I remembered. Joe Jack Talcum (who sings Punk Rock Girl) still looks just about like a teenager, right down to a great 80s alternative haircut. Dean Clean still drummed like a madman and the bass player who took over for Dave Blood was quite good as well.

Rodney said they do a reunion show every four years to endorse a presidential candidate. The last two times it was Nader, this year Obama. There was quite a bit of hysterically funny commentary on the subject of a certain Alaskan governor.

Songs played (that I can remember at the moment) include (in no particular order): Veterans of a Fucked-Up World, Big Lizard in My Back Yard, Right Wing Pigeons from Outer Space, Stuart, Punk Rock Girl, Swordfish, I Walk the Thinnest Line, Filet of Soul, Tiny Town, Beach Party Vietnam, Ask Me to Dance, Methodist Coloring Book, Born to Love Volcanoes, the Beach Song, Two Feet Off the Ground, and just a bit of Bitching Camaro.

 
 
Listening to: The Long Winters - "The Sound of Coming Down"
 
 
Diary of an Ass Monkey
16 October 2008 @ 09:02 am
So you want to know what happens in South Philly when the Phillies win the pennant? They spend all night drunkenly screaming, honking car horns, blaring music, setting off fireworks, and firing guns into the air, which in turn adds helicopters and sirens to the mix. Woo hoo! Take that, good night's sleep!

Don't get me wrong. I'm happy that they won, but I was more excited about Obama beating McCain in another debate. Man, how much speed did they pump into McCain last night? He was so twitchy and jittery and my, god, the blinking! It was hard to look at him.



And sorry Joe the Plumber, but I could care less about some millionaire being a crybaby about having to pay his taxes.

Oh, and since I forgot to do Wayback Wednesday yesterday, you get it today....

 
 
Listening to: Romeo Void - "Undercover Kept"