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11 June 2009 @ 09:14 am
baby, come back!  
Dear television stations,

I know that you're planning to leave me tomorrow. The truth is I've know for a while. No, I haven't read your diary, but the signs are evident. You just can't live with a man that has rabbit ears on his television. It's all digital or nothing with you. I understand, but I will still be saddened if I turn on my television tomorrow and see only static.

And yet I haven't made any effort to sign up for Cable or Direct TV or what have you, even though I know those things will bring you back to me. The truth is they all feel like a waste of money and a source of multiple new stupid addictions.

And I must admit that I have for some time been spying on you antics with the computer. I've taken all the best things that you've given to the others in your life, the things you held back from me, and I've burned them! Yes, I've burned them to discs and watched them that way.

What can I say? It seems that I'll never follow your rules, just as you won't be faithful enough to stay. But still I hope that you won't go, that you'll broadcast just a little bit longer. For old times sake. Think about it. It's all I ask.

xoxo,
Bruno

 
 
Listening to: Goldfrapp - "Strict Machine"
 
 
 
lalienlalien on June 11th, 2009 02:47 pm (UTC)
I actually think that as long as you have a tv capable of digital inputs, rabbit ears will still work...
Pallaspallasathene8 on June 11th, 2009 04:03 pm (UTC)
Heh heh.

Also, I like the white on white on white today.
JuhnDonn: C'Thelugilmoure on June 12th, 2009 12:49 pm (UTC)
Hmmm... a whiter shade of pale... aaargle... drool...
RoseSeuleroseseule on June 11th, 2009 07:22 pm (UTC)
Wow!

Any more pictures of that model?
JuhnDonn: C'Thelugilmoure on June 12th, 2009 12:52 pm (UTC)
I believe she's an actress from some current or recent series and that pic's from an ad campaign. Saw something similar with her last fall. Looking through my celeb chick file. BRB.
JuhnDonn: C'Thelugilmoure on June 12th, 2009 01:30 pm (UTC)
D'oh! Guess I didn't save it. A shame. Nice pale tushie!
Professor Mortis: Dr.Timprofessormortis on June 11th, 2009 10:03 pm (UTC)

YOWZA!
mother of the angry mobpennyland on June 12th, 2009 11:14 pm (UTC)
MR. Grids, you are a kind and generous man.

I want to kill and bury my cable company in a hole near the back field.

I'm sure I have enough lime...

..and quesos