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13 June 2007 @ 09:06 am
wayback wednesday: the body fear edition  
So, assuming that not everyone on my friends list is a slender reed, I'm curious if any of you are considering using that new over-the-counter drug that stops your body from absorbing something like 25% of your fat intake? Or are you too turned off by the distressing side effects? Or just not into the price? I have to admit that I'm curious about any pill that will help me maintain my... er... supermodel physique.

In other news, here's a video of women breaking chopsticks and silverware with their ass muscles (because that's just the kind of high class blog I run here).

 
 
Listening to: Liz Phair - "Polyester Bride"
 
 
 
Jumpo Kinkytailmonkey on June 13th, 2007 01:52 pm (UTC)
Increased flatulence could be amusing!

Diary of an Ass Monkey: amd: serious monkeyassmonkeydiary on June 13th, 2007 01:57 pm (UTC)
Absolutely, but what about leaky flatuence? I'm not sure I'm comfortable with the idea of having to carry an extra pair of underwear around with me...
Jumpo Kinkytailmonkey on June 13th, 2007 02:01 pm (UTC)
Oh, shit, missed that part!

Ya no, that would be a bad surprise.

bitchiekittiebitchiekittie on June 13th, 2007 02:16 pm (UTC)
the possibility of shitting myself would make that a "no". dude, I don't even like to do that on PURPOSE in the TOILET.
bitchiekittiebitchiekittie on June 13th, 2007 02:19 pm (UTC)
also, love the video, except I kept thinking "owie, splinters and fork tines in the tender butt!"
Diary of an Ass Monkeyassmonkeydiary on June 13th, 2007 02:21 pm (UTC)
Heh... somebody anonymously sent me that video. For like an hour, I was afraid to even click the link.
ghibli_geek on June 13th, 2007 03:10 pm (UTC)
Ooooh, I like this picture a lot. And I'm not clicking any link wherein people might use their butt for anything other than what god created it for - anal sex. Ha! I kid. And you know, any more svelte, and you won't be able to walk for all the women at your feet, so forget about those pills, baby.
Diary of an Ass Monkeyassmonkeydiary on June 13th, 2007 03:12 pm (UTC)
But just think how clean my feet would be if they never had to touch the ground! Why! I wouldn't even have to wash them!
Sorry I missed that picnicdickmalone on June 13th, 2007 03:15 pm (UTC)
Around my house, we're still mad they don't use Olestra in more things. Do you know how much stuff you eat has a chance of anal leakage or accidental poopin? Lots of it.

(Have you read the great Jeffrey Steingarten piece on Olestra?)
Diary of an Ass Monkey: amd: green grassassmonkeydiary on June 13th, 2007 03:20 pm (UTC)
I remember reading somewhere that they still use it but just got rid of the warning lable, right? I remember thinking those WOW chips were pretty good....
Sorry I missed that picnicdickmalone on June 13th, 2007 03:43 pm (UTC)
As far as I can tell, they only use it in chips/snack food now, I guess because it stays in suspension so well there. More's the pity.
Pallaspallasathene8 on June 13th, 2007 04:32 pm (UTC)
My ass feels so wimpy now.
Diary of an Ass Monkey: amd: showgirlsassmonkeydiary on June 13th, 2007 04:41 pm (UTC)
Tired of bullies kicking sand in your ass's face? Well, in just six days, Charles Atlas can make a man out of your ass! Just send $14.95!
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Diary of an Ass Monkey: comics: monkey typingassmonkeydiary on June 13th, 2007 08:31 pm (UTC)
Drip... drip... drip...
zantimisfit on June 14th, 2007 01:36 pm (UTC)
Here's my radical suggestion: Reduce your daily fat intake by 25% and avoid the pills altogether.
Diary of an Ass Monkey: amd: ass monkeyassmonkeydiary on June 14th, 2007 01:42 pm (UTC)
And you call yourself an American!
zantimisfit on June 14th, 2007 01:50 pm (UTC)
I do?